Hey all. I'll just make a quick mention of The American Music Awards, which I honestly haven't watched in years. I've always found it too pop-ee, too Billboard 100 for my taste. I watched it last night from a kind of sociological point of view, and here are a few of my observations:
-Chris Brown still looks like he's 13 years old
-Speaking of Chris Brown, Rihanna--the metallic eye patch? I mean really. The whole "edgy" thing is starting to look more than forced.
-Neyo is doing his damnedest to channel Micheal Jackson; Mike should be asking for royalties
-Pink has my respect all day; she is very obviously in it for her love of music, and she killed it in her performance
-All of Beyonce's songs sound exactly the same to me, but Lord knows she can dance her azz off, I can't even front.
-My husband the RZA was looking extra finger lickin' delicious.
-Mariah Carey is about as exciting as an ingrown toenail, and just as painful to watch. Is she still using the wind machines to blow her hair--even on live TV? Give it up, girl!
-The B-52's should be at the courthouse at this very moment filing a lawsuit against Miley Cyrus and her crew for stealing their sh*t--it's just plain robbery. And nobody's father should be looking all blowdried and leathered out with a huge soul patch (I'm talkin' to you Billy Ray Cyrus). The "high concept" behind her performance/song was completely laughable.
-Poor Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots). He used to be on track to be the biggest rock star in the world...now he's like the embarrassing uncle at the family gatherings--you know his azz is gonna get fucked up and cause a scene, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, but you invite him anyway cause he's really harmless, and inside you love him and feel a bit sorry for him.
-The Eagles were eligible for an award?
-Christina Aguilera's singing grates every single, solitary pore and fiber of my soul.
-There was a noticeable absence of Neo-Soul, or really any real soul, period.
-I still have absolutely no idea who Taylor Swift is.
That is all.
-Chris Brown still looks like he's 13 years old
-Speaking of Chris Brown, Rihanna--the metallic eye patch? I mean really. The whole "edgy" thing is starting to look more than forced.
-Neyo is doing his damnedest to channel Micheal Jackson; Mike should be asking for royalties
-Pink has my respect all day; she is very obviously in it for her love of music, and she killed it in her performance
-All of Beyonce's songs sound exactly the same to me, but Lord knows she can dance her azz off, I can't even front.
-My husband the RZA was looking extra finger lickin' delicious.
-Mariah Carey is about as exciting as an ingrown toenail, and just as painful to watch. Is she still using the wind machines to blow her hair--even on live TV? Give it up, girl!
-The B-52's should be at the courthouse at this very moment filing a lawsuit against Miley Cyrus and her crew for stealing their sh*t--it's just plain robbery. And nobody's father should be looking all blowdried and leathered out with a huge soul patch (I'm talkin' to you Billy Ray Cyrus). The "high concept" behind her performance/song was completely laughable.
-Poor Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots). He used to be on track to be the biggest rock star in the world...now he's like the embarrassing uncle at the family gatherings--you know his azz is gonna get fucked up and cause a scene, and there is nothing you can do to stop it, but you invite him anyway cause he's really harmless, and inside you love him and feel a bit sorry for him.
-The Eagles were eligible for an award?
-Christina Aguilera's singing grates every single, solitary pore and fiber of my soul.
-There was a noticeable absence of Neo-Soul, or really any real soul, period.
-I still have absolutely no idea who Taylor Swift is.
That is all.
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